From Bigfoot to Bunyip: What Your Favorite Cryptid Says About You

written by Elizabeth Belanger

Do you have a soft spot for the tree-loving Bigfoot? Or maybe you’ve got an unflinching desire to befriend a Yeti! No matter which cryptid piques your interest, it probably does so for a good reason. But what does your favorite cryptid say about you? Let’s find out!

If your favorite cryptid is Bigfoot…

You’re a bit of a traditionalist - someone who enjoys the classic joys of life. You like your little rituals, like making coffee or tea in the morning, taking the dog for an afternoon walk, or the Saturday Morning Gym routine. They make you feel safe and comfortable, and that’s wonderful.

While you’re not an avid outdoorsman, you do enjoy camping. Or…the thought of it. The same is true for hiking. You might enjoy gardening as a main hobby, as it allows you to enjoy some fresh air without wandering too far from home (or into the woods). You’re fairly sociable, though you do have your moments of self-isolation, usually when feeling stressed or overwhelmed.

All in all, if your favorite cryptid is Bigfoot, you’re just a nice, normal person. The world might be a better place if more people were like you.

If your favorite cryptid is the Yeti…

You are an individual with a heart of gold. Although you tend to strike out on your own path most of the time, enjoying solo adventures at every opportunity, you’re also someone with a big heart and a deep sense of empathy.

We’re going to guess that you enjoy feel-good family films just as much as heart-racing thrillers. We’re also gonna guess that you’ve spent some time volunteering or working for a non-profit. That’s just the kind of person you are - you care, deeply, and you’re figuring out the best ways to channel that care without forcing yourself into an office situation. That’s rough, but totally worthwhile.

Keep up the excellent work and climb that mountain!

If your favorite cryptid is the Kraken…

You are so demure. Sure, when riled, you can be all shouts and hands. But generally, you are a calm and glassy sea of magnificent wisdom, power, and protection.

Although your musical tastes are eclectic, you tend to enjoy some relaxing classical or instrumental music when doing chores around the house. You have a vast collection of books (primarily hardback) that you treasure deeply. Artwork, not the generic kind, lines the walls of your home, but you’re eager to add more. And more mirrors.

You’re a laid-back person, but you have limits. When someone crosses you, they’re bound to be in for a surprise. If you were to give some friendly advice to a new acquaintance, a useful thing to say might be, “Just remember: don’t wake the Kraken.”

If your favorite cryptid is the Jersey Devil…

You likely see yourself as the black sheep of the family, the innovator, or the enforcer. Maybe all three. Actually, nah, definitely all three.

You’re somewhere between punk and goth, though you might not dress it. Your music tastes betray you, though, with punk and metal tracks dominating your ‘most listened’ playlists. As a friend, you’re devoted and incredibly loyal. But you’re also one of those friends who acts first and never asks questions, so don’t be surprised if you never get invited back for that Spring Break vacay after trashing the motel room.

If you could channel some of that chaos, we’re pretty sure you could take over the world. Just - please - never meet up with anyone whose favorite cryptid is the Mongolian Death Worm. There’ll be no stopping you.

If your favorite cryptid is the Bunyip…

Your mood tends to fluctuate quite often. You might find yourself cackling at memes one moment, then face-down in the bed, sobbing over a sad K-Drama the next. People might consider you a little messy and chaotic, but that’s alright. There’s plenty of beauty in that chaos!

Sometimes getting through life can feel like trudging through a hot and humid swamp, but you’ve got this. After all, you were made for the swamp.

If your favorite cryptid is the Chupacabra…

You’re anything but a vegetarian. You’re the more daring, wild-card member of your friend group, and you enjoy eating as much Tex-Mex cuisine as your body will allow. As a child, you were fascinated with vampires, but became far less interested in them after seeing Robert Pattinson sparkle.

You consider yourself ‘normal’ but feature quite a few eccentricities, though you consider these more ‘party tricks’ than actual character quirks. You may be able to recite the alphabet backwards, hold your breath for three minutes straight, or drink from a keg while standing on your head. You consider yourself impressive, and you’re not wrong.

If your favorite cryptid is the Mothman…

You stopped shopping at Hot Topic in the late aughts and are still a little angry about the direction their merch lineup has taken. Donnie Darko was a revelation, and still is. You find yourself strangely attracted to Richard Gere, though the attraction varies from film to film.

You drink your coffee black, but you love cupcakes. And there’s a gentle sort of sadness to you, a sort of longing for connection and understanding. Maybe staying up a little less late might be a great way to finally turn your moth dreams into moth realities. But what do we know?

You do you, because you’re already doing it so well. Seriously.

If your favorite cryptid is the Dover Demon…

You’re an edgelord. We’re not knocking that, it’s just…well, it’s hard to ignore.

We imagine you’ve got a multi-screen desktop setup, are an avid Redditor (you actively post, upvote, and downvote), and have a single game of Steam that you’ve played more than 1,000 hours of. Of course, we can’t blame you. It’s probably an excellent game that requires fast reflexes and a mind for strategy.

Although you often feel misunderstood, you find that you don’t actually mind it. You are misunderstood. And maybe that’s for the best.

If your favorite cryptid is the Loch Ness Monster…

Aw! You’re a sweetheart who likely enjoys the smaller, more peaceful things in life. Maybe not all the time - after all, a sea serpent might rarely come up for air, but when it does, it causes quite the stir!

Still, you’re likely the type of person who prefers a nice quiet in as opposed to a raucous night out. The type to think of rainy days as cozy days, perfect for settling down by a crackling fire, cuddling into a soft cotton blanket, and opening your copy of Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters. Have you taken up knitting? You might love it.

If your favorite cryptid is the Mongolian Death Worm…

Wow. We’re so terrified pleased to meet you.

The Mongolian Death Worm is no laughing matter, and we can assume that neither are you. You take yourself seriously, you’re not to be trifled with, and your humor is dry. We’re talking “a million silica packets in the Sahara Desert at noon on a Wednesday in the summer” level of dry. And frankly, while we are genuinely pleased to make your acquaintance, we’re also absolutely not putting a single toe onto that sand. You seem hungry.

What Cryptid Is Your Fave?

Was your favorite cryptid not included on the list? Don’t worry, we’re eager to fix that. Shoot us a comment or email to let us know which ones we missed (and maybe why you like them so much), and we’ll be sure to include them in the future.

Until then, the search for self-understanding and unknown creatures continues!